Monday, October 27, 2008

voting stinks

I got my absentee ballot in the mail today. Maybe most of you were excited to vote in your first presidential election, but I sure am not. There are NINE parties to choose from, but every single person with his or her name on this ballot is a BOZO. I got quite a chuckle from seeing the candidates of the the Louisiana Taxpayers Party - Ron Paul and Barry Goldwater, Jr. No, not because Ron Paul found a way to get onto the ballot but because I have fond memories of digging through Mom's stuff and seeing a 'Goldwater '64' pin when I was younger. So maybe I should vote for them - NOT. Maybe I should vote for the Prohibition party, best known for its historic opposition to the sale or consumption of alcoholic beverages. Or the Constitution party, which aims to reflect the principles of the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution of the United States, and the Bill of Rights. That sounds good to me, since apparently everyone else wants to change what our founding fathers put in place. What about the Green Party? Well, since I'm not a hippie or a lesbian and I'm an advocate of women shaving their underarms I'm gonna have to say no (both of the candidates for this party are women - also another turnoff). Definitely not going to vote for the Socialism and Liberation or Socialist Workers parties, because they're socialists, of course. So I guess that rules out the the Democratic party as well. That leaves me with the Independent party and the Republican party. Good ole' Ralph Nader, running in his umpteenth election, gets an 'A' for effort but not my vote. So by process of elimination I'm going to vote for John McCain. I think he is a jerk and old as dirt, but at least he's experienced and shares more of my views than any other candidate.
So yeah, this whole thing is retarded. For me, this election isn't about voting for who I want, it's about voting against who I don't want. And the person I don't want is Barack Obama. There, I said it. I don't want Barack Obama to be my president! I know I'm not as politically savvy as some of y'all, and I don't claim to be, but from what I do know about Obama, I don't particularly care for him - to put it nicely. I saw this little slogan the other day and it made me laugh:
NObama '08 - you can keep the Change
So that's my political post for the year (hopefully). I'm grimacing as I'm bubble in the circle next to John McCain/Sarah Palin. I just have to remember that I'm proud to be a CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN and I like guns, unborn babies, and marriage between a man and a woman. We'll see what happens in a week to determine whether I move to Canada or not.

Monday, October 20, 2008

history dilemma

So in the midst of midterms it's time to start thinking about next semester since I will be scheduling soon. I LOVE picking new classes and planning out my schedule. I plan on taking two or three history classes but there are so many to choose from! I've narrowed down my choices quite a bit but I still can't decide. Help me choose by letting me know what y'all think would be the most interesting.

Hist 4004: Rome of the Caesars (T Th 12:00 - 1:30)From the death throes of the Republic and the assassination of Julius Caesar to the Golden Age of Augustus, the Principate of the early dynasties, the military monarchy and the rise of Christianity, leading to the New Rome of Constantine. Political and military developments provide the framework, but due attention is given to Roman society and culture; Roman relations with other peoples (allies and subject peoples, but also Rome's external enemies); Latin literature; the absorption of the Greek world, and the changing shape of the Imperial City itself. Two midterms and a final exam; two five-page research papers (or one paper and a class project); moderate reading load (mainly selections from ancient historiographers and imperial biographies). One or two film presentations. Prof. Steven Ross (I had this guy for Western Civ to 1500 and he is a pretty good teacher).

Hist 4022: France Since 1770 (T Th 9:00-10:30)This course covers the principal political, social, economic, and intellectual developments in France during the last two and a half centuries. Special emphasis is on two topics: how the government evolved from absolute monarchy to republic, with interruptions for constitutional monarchy and empire, and how the French people experienced the social and economic changes resulting from this political upheaval. Required reading: four books; required testing: midterm examination and final examination. Prof. Benjamin Martin.

Hist 4052: American Revolution, 1763-1789 (T Th 10:30 - 12:00)At the conclusion of the Seven Years’ War, the British Empire in North America stood at its zenith. Yet within twenty years after the end of that war, most of Great Britain’s colonial possessions in continental North America had been violently and conclusively separated from the empire. History 4051 examines the origins of this conflict, the directions that it took, and the contentious new nation that it produced. Among the topics considered are political theory and ideology; political and social conflict; the lives of common people; war; and the Constitution. We will hone our skills in analyzing these people, places, themes, and events through readings from documents and scholarly texts, short writing assignments, group debates, a midterm essay, a research paper, and a final exam. Prof. Mark Thompson.

Hist 4055: The Civil War (T Th 10:30-12:00)A lecture course on the history of the American Civil War (1861-1865). The course includes both political and military subjects from the origins of Southern secession to the beginning of postwar Reconstruction. Readings include a basic narrative text and shorter, specialized paperbacks. There are two essay examinations—a midterm and a final. The final exam covers the entire course. This course is also listed as Military Science 4055. Military strategy and engagements comprise approximately 40% of the class time. There are two 80-minute class meetings per week. Prof. Charles Royster.

History 4071: The Antebellum South (T Th 9:00-10:30) This course covers the history of the American South from the colonial period to 1861. Topics that receive particular attention include: slavery from its beginnings to the mature institution, with treatment of origins, the slave world, and the master-slave relationship; the nature of the southern economy; the white social order; the southern mind; political history from the Revolution to the breakup of the Union, emphasizing the connection between the South and the nation. Prof. William Cooper.

Hist 4073: Louisiana to 1815 (T Th 10:30 - 12:00)Political, economic, and social development of early Louisiana. Essay exams; possible project. Prof. Paul Hoffman.

Hist 4140: The Vietnam War (T Th 3:00-4:30) French colonial rule and Vietnamese nationalism; Ho Chi Minh and the war against the French (1946-1954); The National Liberation Front (Vietcong); process of American involvement and disengagement; counter-insurgency and the air war; anti-war movement in the United States; reasons for failure of American policy; Vietnam since 1975; lessons and legacies for the U.S. Prof. Stanley Hilton (I have this guy for WWII right now and he is a great teacher).

Hist 4197: Scandals in American History (T Th 12:00 - 1:30)Beginning with Benedict Arnold (the first "American" traitor) and ending with President William J. Clinton's sex scandal while in office, this class will ask how scandals reflect the changing political conditions of democracy. We will examine not only why scandals happen, but how these controversies act as a public forum for debating some of the most fundamental issues of democratic politics. Political scandals have never been merely personal tragedies. As public events capable of triggering moral and legal crises, they can be understood (in the words of the British scholar John Thompson) as "political struggles fought out in the symbolic realm." In most instances, scandals contribute to the ongoing debate over what is dangerous to American democracy, invoking (at times exaggerating, even distorting) palpable fears of deceit and secrecy, sexual disorder, racial impurity, social violence, tyranny and anarchy. As we will see, political scandals are more than an entertaining sideshow to the normal activities of democratic governance. By creating a public and national forum, they shape the shifting norms on state power and constitutional authority, the moral expectations for political leadership, and the very language of nationhood. There will be three take-home exams. Required readings: John Marszalek, The Petticoat Affair (2000); Michael Les Benedict, The Impeachment and Trial of Andrew Johnson (1973); Eric Rauchway, Murdering McKinley (2003); James Madison, A Lynching in the Heartland (2001); Keith W. Olsen, Watergate: The Presidential Scandal that Shook America (2003). Additional readings in course packet. Prof. Nancy Isenberg.

video links

So apparently some of y'all weren't able to view these videos I embedded, so I'll just post the links for your viewing pleasure. Here is the Lawrence Welk one:

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/the-lawrence-welk-show/727501/

Here's the 'Can We Get Playback on That?' one:

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/haunted-house/40717/

Here's another video Bishop Deford recommended - in honor of Momma:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8uu5NSLTY&feature=related

Enjoy.

Friday, October 10, 2008

spaced out

Enough with the bathroom humor. I took an astronomy class my freshman year (which I loved!) and my teacher told us about this website called 'Astronomy Picture of the Day'. I found a gadget that let me put it on my blog so everyone can check it out. If you hadn't noticed, it's below my 'About Me' section. If you click on the picture it shows you a much larger version and tells you a little background info. I found this picture the other day that shows what Earth looks like at night:


I also found this supercool site that has all of the pictures that the Hubble Space Telescope has taken. All of the pictures are nothing short of amazing. I don't understand how anyone could not believe in a higher power after seeing these. Anywho, check them out at http://heritage.stsci.edu/gallery/gallery.html and let me know which one is your favorite.

can we get playback on that?

The other day I remembered this skit I saw on SNL a couple of years ago. I thought I'd share it to give y'all a laugh or two:

Monday, October 6, 2008

the lawrence welk show

I know Tina Fey as Sarah Palin is getting all of the publicity on Saturday Night Live recently, but this skit had Erica and me rolling on the floor laughing the other night. I don't know if y'all will find it as funny, but I've watched it like five times and I still can't stop laughing each time I see it. Enjoy!

blinky

Sunday night before Tim and I had to head back to Baton Rouge I wanted to get some pictures with my favorite little nephews east of the Mississippi. Matthew, of course, is a pro when it comes to this:
But it took quite a few tries for my little Nugger Bugger:
Nope! Wrong again! Getting a little better! At least he's smiling in this one.Almost perfect....

Finally!

I know these guys would do this for me any day, but it sure helped that I bribed them with AirHeads and my old Beanie Babies!

I love being an auntie (isn't Jonathan's shirt the coolest? I wish I had one like it)!

it's good to see old friends again

It was great to see old friends at church that Sunday, as well as when they came over for the big party! Here are 3/5 of the Bishop's kids, who I used to babysit. They're so big now (Genevene, Bess, and Leah)!
I also got to see my BFF Julia, who I've known as long as I can remember. She was always the only other Mormon girl who was closest in age to me - I am exactly ten months and two weeks older than her. Now we're all growed up!

home sweet home

When we walked in the door Mom and Dad were making pancakes for supper - yum (breakfast for dinner was always quite common in our household)! Of course I always insist that I make a few of my own - gooshies, as I like to call them - because I don't let them cook all the way so they're still raw in the middle (and, no, they have never made me sick!). I did make a few normal ones including this tiger pancake for Matthew:The next morning Becky treated us to Shipley's donuts and kolaches (more yummy breakfast foods - can you tell breakfast is my favorite meal of the day?). I think Jonathan got a hold of the camera and took some pictures of us:
And then Joseph took a picture of me in my pj's, which I stayed in until about 4 pm:
Here is Momma and the watermelon that she grew in the garden! Now that is pretty impressive:
When at home, it's inevitable to escape helping out (I'm lovin that BRIGHT orange, Jofuf!):

converted

While the Shulers were in town, we visited LSU and of course the gift shop by the stadium. I think I've converted them and made a whole new family of Tigers!
(Don't worry, they didn't buy any of this merchandise!)

callin' baton rouge

A few weeks ago Becky and her family came through Baton Rouge on their way to Natchitoches for Danny's homecoming (we joined them on the last leg of the trip). I did my best to show them the biggest attractions in town.
1. My appartment, complete with LSU furnishings:
2. The Baton Rouge temple:
Thquinty-eyed thisters (the sun was bright!):
3. The Indian mounds on LSU campus:
Older than the pyramids in Egypt!
I love this picture - Matthew has some great dance moves:
4. And most importantly, Mike the Tiger, who napped for most of our visit:
A more lively replica:
This looks like a mama protecting her baby: